Dynastes tityus var. cosmologicus?
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Full of fiber, more vitamin c than an orange, look a little like a vagina when sliced…what’s not to love?!
NONSENSE: Valentines Day is around the corner y’all!* And why does this preclude me from having a social life?…because every year I hand make valentines to send to the people I love. This sounds simple, I know. Slap some hearts on some red construction paper and call it good. Right?…WRONG!
As a cardist?..hmm…artard? (card + artist…please comment with better title suggestions) I have to spend hours crafting every card. Well, not EVERY card…just the ones for boys I have crushes on.** This leads to a lack of free time to you know, date said boys. On second thought, I may be doing it wrong…

IMPORTANT STUFF: Anyway, this means some seriously snappy card tutorials and whatnottery for you guys. Stay tuned.
*Think Britney Spears….the Timberlake years
**Does that reek of desperation?…LOVE ME DAMMIT!!
Yesterday I proceeded to gush over the Beaujolais-soaked dark heart of his “Sur Mesure” collection. Reminiscent of boudoir attire, they drip with delicate detail…but today is another day. In the light of morning everything is bathed in dreamy, sparkling sunshine.
In his “Mariee” collection he explores the angelic themes of a wedding couture. The lace in this instance feeling more innocent and gold/silver embellishment echoing bridal radiance.

I already own the shoes that I will probably (if I ever get my act together) walk down the aisle in….but I really, really have second thoughts when I look at these ethereal beauties.

Seriously, Vinny…can I call you Vinny?..I do. I DO.
