Cartoonery: Thanksgiving Prefunking

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Gluten Free…dammit, I ate a cracker.

Alright, soooooo…I accidentally ate a cracker a few days ago. I say ‘accidentally’ because I was so focused on not eating a sandwich that I shoved this in my face

So so buttery
So so buttery

After promptly swallowing the gloriously golden beauty I realized it was made of butter…..and Gluten. DAMMIT!

Sooooooooo ooo oo o o o o o ….. I popped one more in my mouth. What? I had already eaten one! What was one more?! ..and then I stopped. I swear.

To my knowledge, I have been gluten free since.

Damn you Ritz!