Tag: design
The Bold Banana – Show me Your Kitties T-Shirt
Reasons I do not have a social life – Valentinery
NONSENSE: Valentines Day is around the corner y’all!* And why does this preclude me from having a social life?…because every year I hand make valentines to send to the people I love. This sounds simple, I know. Slap some hearts on some red construction paper and call it good. Right?…WRONG!
As a cardist?..hmm…artard? (card + artist…please comment with better title suggestions) I have to spend hours crafting every card. Well, not EVERY card…just the ones for boys I have crushes on.** This leads to a lack of free time to you know, date said boys. On second thought, I may be doing it wrong…

IMPORTANT STUFF: Anyway, this means some seriously snappy card tutorials and whatnottery for you guys. Stay tuned.
*Think Britney Spears….the Timberlake years
**Does that reek of desperation?…LOVE ME DAMMIT!!
Paper Artistry: Dragon Card
I own a lot of paper and I’m generally incapable of giving people store-bought cards because of it. So, I’ll try to post entertaining card construction projects from time to time.
How exactly do you top a birthday card of your cat with fluffy underbelly exposed for maximum petting? The short story; you don’t. Instead you try to create something that is soooooo badass they are in completely different categories, defying comparison.
DRAGON = Strong, firey-fury breathing mythical creature!
*Metal riff and pyrotechnics E X PLOSI O N ! = Bad Ass
Napkin, Felis catus fat-assicus = Cute, fat-furry belly having house cat!
*fart noise and Meow-Mix rain! = Fat Ass

Though both are types of ‘ass’ they are not on a similar scale for comparision. Like Apples and tribbles. Please excuse my crappy cell phone pictures. Next time I’ll shoot some pretty one…but there are no promises…I am an arteest*!!





But every story has to a handsome, brave….orange…hero

Yes yes, he is quite handsome until he eats my houseplant and barfs it up on my kitchen rug. LOVE YOU NAPKIN!
You can see a short video of the completed card here! More to come…
*Artist; I am an artist like ketchup is a vegetable. <-it’s not. Trust me, I’m a biologist.


