…wait..wait…I know what you’re thinking, what does the girl who can’t eat chocolate know about brownies?’ Geez, shut up your loud-mouth mind for two seconds and I’ll tell you!* About 3 years ago; before I found out I had a ‘sensitivity’ to chocolate, I ate it every day. Seriously, I am going to have diabetes by next year. (just kidding…maybe…oh my god)
These brownies have 3 different types of chocolate!…any decent brownie recipe should have at least cocoa powder AND melted chocolate. The combination adds a depth of chocolate flavor which = extra chocolaty brownie in your face.
ALSO, I took 30 to a party yesterday and came home with ZERO and loads of compliments.

Choc-a-lot Brownies – rich, fudgy, and a little chewy
5 oz semisweet chocolate, chopped
2 oz unsweetened chocolate, chopped
8 tbsp (1 stick) unsalted butter, cut into quarters
3 tbsp natural or dutch-process cocoa powder
3 large eggs
1 1/4 cups (8.75 oz) white sugar
2 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp kosher salt +a pinch
1 cup all-purposed flour
8in x 8in metal baking pan + aluminum foil and cooking spray
Makes about 20 medium sized brownies.
1) Adjust oven rack to lower-middle position and preheat to 350 degrees. Line pan with aluminum foil and spray with cooking spray, future you will totally appreciate it.

2) Find yourself a microwave safe bowl and add the butter chunks, semisweet chocolate chunks, and unsweetened chocolate chunks. Microwave on 50% power for 2 minutes. After removing it from the microwave, stir and wait a minute…then stir again. ** Repeat microwaving for another 30 seconds if your chocolate isn’t smooth as satin.

3) When smooth, whisk in the cocoa powder and set heavenly (triple chocolate!!) mixture aside to cool slightly.

4) In a larger bowl, whisk (just use the chocolate whisk, because more dishes are less fun) together eggs, sugar, vanilla, and salt. Add the cooled chocolate yum yum juice and stir to combine. <-this is where I would add some semi-sweet choc. chunks, if I was into that.

5) Dump in the flour and stir with a wooden spoon UNTIL JUST COMBINED. Don’t freak, flour streaks are okay…they will bake out.

6) Spatula that glorious brownie batter in the pan, smooth it out and sprinkle that pinch of salt on top. Bake for about 30 minutes. Your oven is not my oven, so check them at 25 minutes and every 5 minutes after that until they reach your desired gooey-ness. I suggest under-baking them to retain a fudge layer…oh, man…the fudge layer! A toothpick or knife tip inserted in the brownies should come out with moist brownie sludge on the end.

7) Cool for about 2 hours before cutting…or whatever. They’re your brownies, go nuts…or whatever.

*Said in the voice of Sookie Stackhouse a la True Blood
**Sometimes the residual heat in the butter and bowl will melt the remaining chocolate lumps, so give it a minute.


I’m glad that there are none left from yesterday, because I would eat them. All of them and suffer the most horrible migraine in the existence of migraines…AND IT WOULD BE WORTH IT!!
